Stage Manager:
Our SM, who is particularly humble, wishes to not have his name
in print. We thank him for the magnificent job he has done
throughout the years. |
Assistant Stage
Manager:
We suspect that our ASM is really just our SM wearing glasses
and a different hat. We are not putting up his name until this
is cleared up. |
Production
Manager:
Since the stage manager won't have his name in print, the PM
doesn't want to seem like a big "Look-at-Me!" so we can't put
his name here either. |
Assistant
Production Manager:
Our APM has never introduced himself. We are embarrassed to
admit that we don't know who he is. |
Costume
Designer:
He is in a witness protection program, so we don't dare put his
name here. |
Marketing
Director:
Well I guess name dropping at this stage would be fairly gauche. |
Lighting
Director:
The LD wants to remain incognito, but does a great job. Thanks
Guy! |
Publicist:
Until certain papers are cleared up our P is keeping a rather
low profile existence. We thank him for his hard work. |
Sound Engineer:
The SE previously did the sound for the Pope's world tour. He no
longer cares if his name is in print. |
Stunt
Department:
Our stunt woman plays the part of Harry the Gorilla so well that
we have always just called her Harry. We know that's wrong. |
Hair and
Makeup:
Our H&M has amnesia and doesn't remember who he is. |
Flyman:
Our flyman died several years ago during one of our shows. We
still bring him with us. Name withheld until his family has been
contacted. |
Set Dec and
Paint Design:
Our S&D is so arrogantly artsy that he changes his name every
week. We just yell "Hey You!" |
Volunteer
Organizer:
Our VO must remain anonymous or compromise another position as
President of a foreign nation. |
