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Why Should You Join The
Heartaches Razz Band Fan Club?
• You will receive one of our nifty business cards and you can write
your name on the back.
• Imagine having your own photo of the band. It could be as easy as
bringing your camera.
* No waiting in line for the show. You will have the privilege of
coming
early.
• Dress up like members of Heartaches, it’s OK!
• When making purchases at the Heartaches Boutique mention that you
are a Fan Club Member. Wow!
• Flash your “Membership Card” at famous hotels and fine eating
Establishments. Watch the reaction you get.
* You can search out friends who are not Heartaches Razz Band Fan
Club Members and shame them until they convert.
* You will have socially elevated yourself, having lifted your
personal
esteem and confidence, others will see you in a new light. You will
gain grace and elegance and perhaps never get shingles.
* So, where do I sign? What do I do? What will it cost? Is there an
age
limit? Is it annual? Is there a tuition fee? Must I relinquish
membership in other clubs? Will it be cheaper if I send you
compromising photos of myself?
* The answer to all your inquiries can be obtained as easily as
sending
in your “Request For Membership”. Also include a small fee to cover
“consideration” of just $10.00 cash. Email at “contact” on our web site.
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The Ride Of Your Life
Following our last raffle campaign where – thanks to you – we raised
an enormous amount of money, regrettably, it was not enough to
purchase our own country where Golden Throat could reign as king. We
were forced to spend much of it on the “Raffle Is Over Party” which
lasted three weeks in the Bahamas. Special thanks goes to Jennifer L.
Macdonald who created the Gift – Basket for the raffle winner.
We are now on a quest to purchase a new tour bus for The Heartaches
Razz Band. We need to raise $200,000 to see this dream fulfilled.
Imagine the thrill of seeing this beautiful bus delivering the lads to
your town for one of their grand shows. But wait! There's more! In
keeping with modern times and attempting to answer the endless demand
for the band, we also want our own Zeppelin. If you purchase
ticket booklets of one hundred, ( a $100 value for just $80 ) and
yours is the winning ticket, and we get enough money to buy the bus
(and Zeppelin) ,
we’ll give you a ride in it (the bus, that is)!
Please buy, buy, buy those raffle tickets! $1 each or 6 for $5. An
amazing deal and all the money goes towards a worthwhile cause.
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