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You Can Help The Heartaches Razz Band
Since our first performance in the spring of 1938, we have done
more than 46, 721 concerts or theatre productions. During those shows
hundreds of people have seen and loved us. However, we can not
continue to offer quality performances on income from ticket sales
alone.
Not the way we drink, spend money, and carouse with women.
We are asking for your financial support now to
continue doing a pretty good job and living like a tribe of wealthy,
delusional hairless Charlies.
Bring cash to the stage prior to show time. The largest donation may
receive a nod or thumbs up from one of the gentlemen in the orchestra.
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You may ask "What else can I do?"
Our props master "Jimmy the Hat" has asked that
you check your closets cupboards and wall safes for vintage rings
(men's and women's), expensive gold jewelry of all types, oil
paintings (small to large), hip flasks, silver tea trays and
decanters. These things can be difficult props to acquire. Also canvas
porridge bins, knee cologne and an oiled groin brush would be helpful.
Bring these items to our next performance, or contact us
here.


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